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A MEME NAME. A REAL AI PROTOCOL.

Terminally online. Actually useful.

Retard Protocol World builds AI agents for onchain research, monitoring, and automation. Token-powered utility, not just vibes.

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the problem

Onchain life breaks down across endless tabs, fragmented signals, and manual tasks. The market never sleeps. Your brain absolutely does. Most tokens promise utility. Very few have a job.

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THE PROTOCOL

The system of action for the onchain world.

Retard Protocol World connects AI agents, onchain data, and token-powered access into one usable system. Research faster, automate repetitive work, and keep control of the actions that matter.

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  1. [ 01 ]Scan onchain activity and wallets
  2. [ 02 ]Summarize signals and narratives
  3. [ 03 ]Turn raw data into usable context
[ Signal gain ]

Fewer tabs. Less noise. Better context.

  1. [ 01 ]Monitor tokens, wallets & events
  2. [ 02 ]Run scheduled checks and alerts
  3. [ 03 ]Trigger repeatable AI workflows
[ Time saved ]

Less manual grind. More time for the important nonsense.

  1. [ 01 ]Use tokens for agent access
  2. [ 02 ]Pay for AI tasks on demand
  3. [ 03 ]Unlock advanced agent workflows
[ Actual utility ]

A token with a job. Revolutionary, apparently.

WHO IT’S FOR

Built for the degens building real things.

Aircraft and rocket bodies on trestles inside a hangar
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Degens

Track wallets, tokens, and narratives without living inside 30 browser tabs.

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Builders

Connect agent workflows to real products. Automate what shouldn't need a human.

For degens, builders, researchers, and everyone who opened one more chart three hours ago.

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Researchers

Turn scattered onchain data into reports, watchlists, and usable context.

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Communities

Share tools, coordinate contributions, and give the culture something useful to rally around.

how it works

From brainrot to working AI agents.

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Find the signal

AI agents turn wallet activity, contract events, and public data into research you can actually use. Less guessing.

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Give agents context

Set goals, sources, watchlists, and rules. Agents work from structured context, not a hallucinated vibe.

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Run tasks with receipts

Automate repeatable workflows and track what happened. Real actions, clear permissions, verifiable results where available.

SEE IT IN ACTION
SECURITY & CONTROL

Your wallet. Your rules.

We may be terminally online. Our security model shouldn't be.

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Keys stay yours

No agent should ever need your seed phrase. Wallet interactions should use scoped permissions and explicit signing, with you approving what matters.

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Model-agnostic, as it should be

Choose the model or agent stack that fits the job. No single-model religion. The point is output, not worship.

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Your data. Your choice.

Agents should use only the context you authorize. Keep sensitive data private and revoke access when needed. Your wallet is not public property.

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Every action on record

See what an agent requested, why it acted, and what it produced. Verify onchain transactions yourself when a task touches the chain.

JOIN THE WORLD

Building agents? Hunting onchain signal? Holding a token that still promises utility next quarter? Talk to us. We're trying to make the meme useful.

The name is a joke. The utility isn't.

LET'S BUILD

Stay based. Build something useful.